Transform Your Christmas Tree with These Outrageous Baubles You Never Knew You Needed!

Who needs boring red and gold baubles when you can have spicy cocktails, a full English breakfast, or even an anatomical human heart dangling from your tree? The anti-trad bauble is here to shake up your Christmas decor!

John Lewis is leading the charge with quirky choices like balloon dogs, sprinkle cakes, and miniature dart boards. M&S ups the game with a teeny packet of Percy Pigs, while Rockett St George brings in a glittery air fryer to its collection. Talk about an 'antidote to bland'!

Julia Jeuvell of Choosing Keeping argues it's about creating baubles that echo your personality. Instead of mass-produced decor, think squirrels, tinned fish, or even evil carrots.

Everyone's jumping on the trend. Etsy's offering up Brat-emblazoned balls, and Flying Tiger flaunts a pink glass jade face roller ornament.

Selfridges has unleashed over 900 ornaments with a Swiftie-emblazoned slogan bauble taking top honors. Of course, we can't forget the quirky “Porres expensive potato crisps” and “Chri Smas” wine bottle riffs.

This all ties back to the original bauble-makers of Germany's Lauscha—where baubles sprang to life from inspirations around them, while cheeky items like a plastic water bottle weren’t even a thought.

And let’s not forget a twist of spite-buying—the EU flag bauble proving delightfully infamous during Brexit, perfect for riling up relatives!

Deck your tree with a tale of mischief and personality this year.