Nikki Glaser Dishes Hilarious Truths About Beauty Blunders and Fashion Fails at the Golden Globes!

Nikki Glaser is a comedic powerhouse who not only tickles our funny bones but also knows how to slay the fashion game!

As she revs up to host the 2025 Golden Globes, Glaser is no stranger to dazzling in mini dresses, platform heels, and sparkling outfits during her stand-up acts. Recently, she turned heads in a custom Off-White suit at the Golden Globes Red Carpet Rollout, showcasing her chic sense of style underneath with a daring black top featuring a cutout and bedazzled closure.

But it's not all glitz and glam; Glaser hilariously keeps it real about the beauty and fashion industry in her stand-up:

Plastic Surgery

In her May 2024 Max special, Someday You’ll Die, Glaser jokes about funneling her show earnings into a brow lift. She quips, "I’ve never felt worse but I've never looked better," pulling a classic Glaser move by mixing insecurity with humor.

Wardrobe Malfunctions

Glaser had a memorable fashion mishap on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon in May 2021 when her outfit popped open! She laughed it off, exclaiming, "That was humiliating, let’s keep going.” Later, she mocked the accident on Instagram, humorously dubbing herself "Nippy Glaser."

Wearing Makeup

Discussing makeup’s transformative power in her Max special, Glaser quips about being unrecognizable sans makeup and getting offended when actually recognized without it. In a candid speech, she adds, “Getting ready takes forever, doesn’t it, ladies?”

Looking Hot

Only Nikki could turn a grocery shopping trip into comedy gold! In her special, she relays a story about scoring free groceries when glammed up, emphasizing the perks of looking "hot."

Messy Updos

Glaser highlights the battle of the buns! In her June 2023 stand-up, she declares the high ponytail a woman's safe style, while jokingly lamenting how men have hijacked buns for themselves.

Rewearing Clothes

Ever the style icon, Glaser rocked a floral minidress in Florida, confessing she repeated an outfit. "I got had!" she joked about feeling out-styled by her chic audience.

Nikki's humorous insights offer a refreshing take on the pressures of beauty and fashion, reminding us it's okay to laugh at the chaos. Ready to dive deeper? Check out her hilarious tales and unforgettable style moments.