Melania's Killer Hat Steals the Show While Kamala's Leisure Suit Sparks Capitol Chill!

Glam was back in D.C. yesterday, stunning everyone except Kamala Harris, who sported a leisure suit so casual it practically shouted both “Chico’s” and “Pass the Xanax, Doug.” 🥶

Honestly, who could blame her? The weather was pure arctic chill, pushing the swearing-in ceremony indoors to the Capitol Rotunda.

Fashion queens like Ivanka Trump, Melania Trump, and Usha Vance stuck to their outdoor glam attire, but Lauren Sanchez went all out, channeling major Lewinsky-era vibes with a white lace corset daringly peeking out from under her bedazzling Alexander McQueen blazer. Read more here. Even Mark Zuckerberg couldn’t hide his approval! Check it out here.

Any guesses who stole the show again? Of course, it was Melania Trump, almost unfairly winning the day decked out in a navy silk-wool coat paired with an Eric Javits hat. Her stylish topper looked sharper than a circular saw, proving her Slovenian bone structure is unbeatable. This hat deserves its spot in the history books next to Lincoln's iconic stovepipe. And that hat kept her safe from unwanted advances—hubby included. Plus, can't forget about those famous Manolo Blahniks.

As for Second Lady Usha Vance, her graceful pink Oscar de la Renta coat signaled a quiet but firm #Resistance against Trump-era glamazon norms. Usha is nailing the no-makeup, natural-hair vibe. And let’s just appreciate the sheer meme-potential of Melania’s outfit, drawing comparisons to Carmen Sandiego.

If fashion could be censured, Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman would be in big trouble. Seriously, he showed up in athletic shorts and a hoodie. Yes, at a presidential inauguration—talk about bold.

As for the man of the hour? Donald J. Trump dared to switch up his look with a blue and red patterned tie instead of his classic red. Is he trying to signal bipartisan unity? Who knows! But he didn’t hold back on his own fashion commentary during his post-sworn-in supporter address, reminding everyone, “You’re more powerful than them, you look better than them, and I love you.” 🕶️

From Ivanka’s shiny green miss to the tech moguls ditching their iconic hoodies for suits, the inauguration was a fashion rollercoaster with unforgettable highs, lows, and everything in between!