ABC Anchor's Wardrobe Blunder: Fashion Fiasco Overshadows Wildfire Coverage!

Hold onto your hats because ABC News just landed in hot water again! The network's beloved anchor, David Muir, stepped into the spotlight for all the wrong reasons during his coverage of the devastating Los Angeles wildfires. While viewers expected a serious report, they got a surprise fashion show instead! Imagine Muir turning around to reveal—wait for it—clothespins cinching his supposedly flame-retardant jacket right on live TV! Talk about a wardrobe malfunction!

Inside sources say that network insiders were "embarrassed and horrified" by the style slip-up. This comes as little shock to those who follow Muir on Instagram, where his feed is packed with pics that showcase his physique in ultra-snug T-shirts. Apparently, this jacket cinching is a common trick among the fashion-savvy, but it seems like Muir missed the memo: the secret's not supposed to be out, especially not during a live disaster broadcast!

Critics are having a field day, comparing Muir to a cross between "Zoolander" and "Anchorman" with one insider adding a zinger: "He forgets he is the face of ABC News, not Abercrombie & Fitch!"

And if you think the epic burn stops there, you'd be wrong! Twitter is ablaze with reactions, and even Hollywood's own rock n' roll royalty, Jack Osbourne, chimed in, saying, "Nice Jacket Bro. Glad you look nice and svelte with those clothes line pegs, while our city burns to the ground."

The kicker? ABC News says fashion was the farthest thing from Muir's mind. They insist he's focused on highlighting the suffering caused by the wildfires and the heroic efforts of the firefighters, but it looks like those clothespins stole the show!

Meanwhile, the drama at the network continues as ABC News and George Stephanopoulos recently settled a defamation lawsuit by forking over a whopping $16 million to President-elect Trump! Can anyone at ABC catch a break?